There are some weeks where the news floods in like a torrent. There are some weeks where the news comes in a steady stream, and then, there are weeks like this one where you might look back and think nothing happened. Fear not, there is still news in the actual doldrums of summer. Microsoft's Nadella screws up their own messaging. Russia is hacking TOR. People at Comic Con don't know how to be human towards women, and in a rare show of sense, Congress temporarily legalized phone unlocking. See, real news!